The only thing more worrisome than this blog not having dried up on source material is that I actually find that normal. 

This is what happens in my tummy when I eat a volcano burrito, only depicted on rayon or some kind of silk/poly blend.  Bonus points for not just being a straight pattern, someone TRIED with this construction. 

I’ve never seen an anime hawaiian shirt have a stack crash into a Windows Blue Shirt of Death before.  I guess this anime needs a REBOOT HUH HUH HUH yeah shut up

ERROR 2:  RURONI KENSHIN BOOTLEG ANIME SHIRT HAS CRASHED DUE TO WEIRD COLORING AS IF HE WERE A WASHINGTON MARCHING BAND MEMBER WITH A GILDED PICCOLO.

Gonna be honest, I THOUGHT this was a hawaiian or bowling shirt.  The button on her collar fooled me.  In fact, I didn’t even notice until I was starting to write this and I erased the first paragraph.   That means it gets to stay, in virtue of just how garish it is.

I think this is from that anime where a girl can shoot railguns out of her hands, and there’s like a girl who wears a salad on her head, and it’s generally that level of plausibility.  Like being able to pull this off.  Even that guy can’t do it.  

Yeah. 

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer, he’s a demon on your shirt.  He’s sideways fixed now and he’s gonna be chasing after someone, the wrong reasonably right way. 

If that was real, the lava he is perched next to would cause his stylish robes to combust from at least ten meters away.  His elvish ears would be all sooty, and most of all, there wouldn’t be any writing rising out of a lava pool because lava is not conducive to literature.  Quite the opposite.

Also he’d probably die of the pyroclast way before the lava got him anyway.

DRAGON DRAGON  ROCK THE XXL DRAGON 

It happened, we found a DBZ shirt we hadn’t showcased before.  True to style, I cannot tell which side is which and would just wear it all day backwards.  Not that I could see that when I’m drowning in all that swag I’m gonna be putting out.

“I’m telling you, kids love wings.  Wings are the new big thing!  We need to make the wings bigger.”
“But Kenji, the wings are already 90% of the shirt!”
“WE NEED TO MAKE THEM BIGGER”
“No Kenji put down the wing tool in Photoshop no nooooo you’ll kill us aaaaallll”
“[Winging Intensifies]”

And that is the story of this shirt.

※ Clef is the only underclassman light, aloha shirts Good plant was designed with the motif of a tropical “Nakano Azusa” responsible for rhythm guitar! 
※ The fabric is 100% rayon color and feel good! 
※ Use the button button wood which has been subjected to processing of coconut wind. 
※ Casual dress has become easy to wind collar and is open and spacious color of the silhouette. 
※ Vacation to spend with a piece is “Azusa” is fun!  

*Good aloha shirt was designed with a tropical motif of Haruka Amami, Yayoi Takatsuki, Shijo Takane, Hibiki Ganaha, Hoshii Miki, Mami Futami Ami and Ritsuko Akizuki! 
*The fabric is 100% rayon color and feel good! 
*Use the button button wood which has been subjected to processing of coconut wind. 
*Casual dress has become easy to wind collar and is open and spacious color of the silhouette. 
*It is a piece that vacation to spend with the girls are fun.  

Lady your top’s open

※Pretty but fair, and blue eyes blonde in half, “Kobato Segawa feather” unfortunate few friends sister because you are suffering from the disease two cooks. 
※Was designed with the motif of the Kobato tropical atmosphere such, it is the aloha shirt Good! 
※The fabric is 100% rayon color and feel good! 
※Use the button button wood which has been subjected to processing of coconut wind. 
※Casual dress has become easy to wind collar and is open and spacious color of the silhouette. 
※Vacation to spend with a piece is “Kobato” is fun!  

Couldn’t leave this one of the two out.