The only thing more worrisome than this blog not having dried up on source material is that I actually find that normal.
This is what happens in my tummy when I eat a volcano burrito, only depicted on rayon or some kind of silk/poly blend. Bonus points for not just being a straight pattern, someone TRIED with this construction.
DRAGON DRAGON ROCK THE XXL DRAGON
It happened, we found a DBZ shirt we hadn’t showcased before. True to style, I cannot tell which side is which and would just wear it all day backwards. Not that I could see that when I’m drowning in all that swag I’m gonna be putting out.
Oh hey, another Drag… wait, is this supposed to not be Goku? Because that’s like, 90% Goku. But then you realize… it’s Goku after his doomed science experiment involving instant transportation while Lion-O from the Thundercats was in the very same pod, unknowingly fusing their DNA! Also, a juggalo was in the pod. And kind of Ronald McDonald? And a bottle of suncreen. And an old guy. All of these fused into making a really goofy Goku old man with animal feet and a penchant for MC Hammer pants.
Also, you get a choice of “Cornea-Scorching Blue” and “Argh, my retinas Red!”
Do you ever wonder where all of these shirts went to? It’s like the hats of the early 20th century. Everyone had one, then there were none! I think they’re all in a Government landfill, like E.T.’s Atari venture.