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Oh hey, another Drag… wait, is this supposed to not be Goku? Because that’s like, 90% Goku. But then you realize… it’s Goku after his doomed science experiment involving instant transportation while Lion-O from the Thundercats was in the very same pod, unknowingly fusing their DNA! Also, a juggalo was in the pod. And kind of Ronald McDonald? And a bottle of suncreen. And an old guy. All of these fused into making a really goofy Goku old man with animal feet and a penchant for MC Hammer pants.

Also, you get a choice of “Cornea-Scorching Blue” and “Argh, my retinas Red!”